Your New Dancing With The Stars Contestants

This morning, ABC announced the 4th season contestant for Dancing With The Stars .  I must say, this is going to be a very fun season.  Here they are:

 Laila Ali – Yes, Muhammad Ali’s daughter, the undefeated boxer.  I absolutely love it when elite female athletes get all dolled up, and her footwork should be wonderful.

Billy Ray Cyrus – Yes!  Automatically my daughter’s favorite.  I would imagine all of Hannah Montana’s fans will be rooting for him.  And he’ll give me all kinds of new material for Follow The Mullet.

Clyde Drexler – OMG.  The man was grace in action on the court.  He could be this year’s Emmit.

Joey Fatone – Eh.  Don’t know much about him.  He was in Big,Fat,Greek Wedding, so that’s a plus.

Shandi Finnessey – Anyone named after a Kiss song can’t be bad.  Lingo!

Leeza Gibbins – Still beautiful.

Heather Mills – They’re going to play up the amputee angle.  OK, I can see that.  I can see it now on “results show”: Special Musical Guest, Paul McCartney.

Apolo Anto Ohno – This one intrigues me.  He’s a star because the media wanted to make him a star.  Who watches his sport? (roller derby on ice).  But he does give the show an Asian face, and I guess he’s still considered “cool”

Vincent Pastore – Y’all will have to fill me in on this one.  I’ve never seen the Sopranos.

Paulina Porizkova – This lady once played heavily on my mind.  We’ll see if she can dance.

Ian Ziering – Drawing a blank.  He will be dancing with Cheryl, though.  My favorite “pro” from last year.

I can’t wait for this coming season!  DWTS and NASCAR, what a spring!

6 Responses to “Your New Dancing With The Stars Contestants”

  1. badbadivy Says:

    Ian Ziering was Steve on Beverly Hills 90210 if memory serves correctly.

  2. Lynnster Says:

    Yep, Ivy is right about Ian Ziering. He played Steve Sanders.

    Joey Fatone was in N*SYNC or Backstreet Boys, one of the two. I’m personally glad I can’t remember which off the top of my head.

  3. Warrior Says:

    Vincent Pastore was also on last season’s “Celebrity Fit Club”. You can check the VH1 website to see a picture.

  4. newscoma Says:

    Apollo?
    I’ve never seen this show.
    Is it good?

  5. sistasmiff Says:

    I think Heather Mills will be voted off the first week. I could care less that she’s got one leg, but, Americans love them some Paul McCartney and I think lots of people will not be for her cause of how she’s going after Paul’s moolah. Plus she has the personality of a turd in a punchbowl.

  6. Slartibartfast Says:

    newscoma, DWTS is probably the single most addictive non-dramatic show on TV today (right behind would be “Deal or No Deal”) Being the manly man that I am, I balked at first, but started watching last year to see how well Sara Evans would do. After the first show, I was hooked. Tom Bergeron is much better on this show than his other ABC gig (and I like him there, too). The judges, especially Bruno, are a hoot.


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