Look, I don’t blame Michael Phelps for apologizing. He has a living to earn, so he did what he had to do.
In the meantime, I merely note that this broken wreck of a man’s failure to win any more than a pathetic fourteen Olympic gold medals (so far) is a terrifying warning of the horrific damage that cannabis can do to someone’s health—and a powerful reminder of just how sensible the drug laws really are.
(Note: no endorsement or condemnation of the views expressed in the quoted passage are implied. I just love a good biting wit!)
(Note: the previous disclaimer was just in case my mother or pastor is reading this).