Another Difference Between 23 and 43

Situation: Your wife chases after you , screaming “I can’t take it anymore!”, with a pair of scissors in her hand.

At 23: This means you said something really stupid, and she’s ticked off to the point of violence.

At 43: This means she can no longer stand to look the strange hair growing in strange places on you.  Eybrows, ears, nose (eeewwww), back; you’ve become a plush rainforest of little hairs.  You’ve become Andy Rooney.

If you’re 23 – run!

If you’re 43, stay still and let the woman groom you.  You’ll both be happier in the end.

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One Response to “Another Difference Between 23 and 43”

  1. Nashville is Talking » Submit to the Scissors Says:

    […] the Moose’s Tom has some sage advice for the newly married.  He addresses what to do when your spouse run’s toward you with […]

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