What happened to the first four Third banks?
If I owe one of the mayoral candidates a personal favor, would it be wrong not to vote for him?
(This is an old one) Why do they call it “Good” Friday? Haven’t they seen “The Passion of The Christ?”
Is the Scion xB really “an answer to a question nobody asked?”
(Remind me later to post on the xB – one of the few times a product launch missed its target demographic and still went on to be a success).
Who the heck is voting for Billy Ray Cyrus?
Why is the bottom of my soul patch impervious to Just For Men? Did Lindsey put a curse on me? With a white tip on my soul patch, and my not-yet-chiseled face, if I stand on my head, you can see Mt Everest!
Why do I only “get” Katherine Coble’s humor when she’s “altered?
If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?*
Why does Otis’ “thingie” look like it’s in the wrong spot? It’s practically in the middle of his belly! Will it look more normal when “the boys” drop? (which will also be our sign to snip-snip) I’ve never had a boy puppy before.
If the “thingies” of human males were practically in the middle of our bellies, would we all wear pants up to our chests like old men?
Controversy: Isn’t it interesting that the most difficult gestation in the universe is carried out by males? OK, maybe we can’t call it a “gestation”. I’m infertile, and I got a “D” in Health Class. Rachel, what is the official name for “sitting on an egg?” I know for Emperor Penguins it’s called BRRRRRRRR.
Was Jesus, fully human and fully divine, spanked when he was a child? Would the creator of the universe be capable of doing something (as a child) worthy of punishment? Was Joseph like my dad, every now and then giving a spanking “for the stuff you did wrong I didn’t see”? Confession: I would probably have let Jesus have it when He ran off to the Temple to have Deep Talks with the priests. But then again, why the heck didn’t Joseph and Mary round up Jesus and His brothers and ask if anybody had to “go” before they took off?
These ought to keep you busy for a while.
*Ripped off from Gallagher. Whatever happened to him? Everybody remembers the watermelons, but the man was a darn funny comedian in his own right.