Ode To The Crisping Sleeve

February 26, 2007 — Slartibartfast

Oh, silver and fair
You are beyond compare!
You complete me, oh queen
Or, at least my Lean Cuisine
Panini!
Crunchy crispness outside
Saucy meat inside
To please me you slave
In my microwave.
Lean Pocket!
Always brown even-handed
I take you for granted
I wish you were wearable
You make lunchtime bearable
Crisping Sleeve!

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4 Responses to “Ode To The Crisping Sleeve”

  2. Nashville is Talking » Atomic Fireballs Says:
    February 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    [...] -Ode To The Crisping Sleeve [...]

    Reply
  3. John I. Carney Says:
    February 26, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    Rarely has poetry moved me this deeply.

    Reply
  4. Lynnster Says:
    February 27, 2007 at 2:44 am

    If it were wearable and you spent much time in the sun, YOU would be crispy…

    Reply

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