Me: So, tell me everything you guys have for homework tonight.
Zaphod: Why do you have to be riding us about homework all the time?
Me: That’s my job as a Daddy.
Zaphod: (to Trillian) I thought his job was “not listening”.
Trillian: No, silly! That’s his HUSBAND job!

January 10, 2007 at 10:02 am
Your kids crack me up!